A man who paid seventeen f**king grands in stamp duty last year is never going to vote for Tories again, he has confirmed.
Julian Cook paid the amount when buying his home last year only to find ‘Liz Twitting Truss and her growth-crazy dickheads’ were cutting it to practically nothing.
He said: “I give you the picture. You have 17 thousand pounds in your hand. It’s taken away to you by the government, then they announce it’s free. Angry yet?
“Do you know what I could do with that money? I wasn’t on my ass bones when my fixed-rate deal expired in 2023, for one.
“I know it’s petty and selfish and ignorant of society’s wider problems, but I’m a Tory voter. That’s who we are and what we’re about.
“I did not mind the pandemic stamp duty leave. But tell me it’s 17k for the ticket then opening the doors for every bastard? I would vote for Starrer instead.”
He continued: “Oh, and apparently now I’m a top-rate taxpayer. No good I feel f**king rich.”